Living Outside the Box

I knew it wouldn’t be easy. In fact, it was kind of a cluster f*ck. My goal was to get a passport in fewer than two weeks and in order for one to do so, one must go to a semi-shady business outside Beverly Hills with your birth certificate, ID, and cash money. For the... Continue Reading →


Diving Down (Former) Lovers Lane

I was kinda surprised by his answer. While traveling down the 101, he put his hand and onmy knee and gave a big squeeze and a grin. “What’s that smile for?” I asked. Endearingly, Jason said, “I want to know about your past relationships.” Really? I thought. All of them? I am perfectly fine not... Continue Reading →

Santa Barbara: Melrose Place by the Sea

When you date someone from Santa Barbara (and I mean, really from Santa Barbara), you’ve got to prepare yourself to face your partner’s former relationships at any given moment. Especially, if said person has a reputation of women throwing themselves at his feet. The concept of “six degrees of separation” shrinks down to about one... Continue Reading →

Meet Cute

It's ironic I happened to be writing the "How to Keep A Lover" article (last issue) when we met. I was in the zone, tapping my laptop keys not nearly as fast as my mind was racing, when I heard someone enter the office. Muffled voices in the front room were nothing new. People come... Continue Reading →

How to Keep a Lover

  How to Keep a Lover Congratulations. You’ve found yourself in a situation that pretty much rules: having a lover. A lover equals obtaining sex on your watch without the baggage of a relationship. This is ideal for a woman playing the field to get her carnal needs met. It can be easy, if you... Continue Reading →

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